Jacqui. 24. Post college grad trying to figure it all out. Midnight Toker, Lover of the Red Sox, John Mayer, singing at the top of my lungs, and driving into fences.

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I’ll tell you what I do want. I want someone who will be monogamous, and nice to his mother. And I want someone who likes musicals but knows to just shut his mouth when I’m watching Lost. And I want someone who thinks being really into cars is lame and strip clubs are gross. I want someone who will actually empty the dishwasher instead of just taking forks out as needed, like I do. I want someone with clean hands and feet and beefy forearms like a damn Disney prince. And I want him to genuinely like me, even when I’m old. And that’s what I want. By Liz Lemon, 30 Rock (via helenaoftroy)